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A potpourri of the collected wisdom and mentally healthy
sayings from the dusty bowels of The small Computer Company's Archives
"Walking tall, thinking small"
When the going gets tough,
The tough make excuses.
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We are programmers, We can do anything!
Some things cost a lot more than others.
Don't worry, you will do it better next time.
Situations change ... People hardly ever.
If no one ever re-invented the wheel we would all
be driving around on logs.
You know what they can do if they can't take a joke.
"If they give you ruled paper...write the other way."
"Nil Illigitamas Carborundum."
Don't let the bastards wear you down (pardon my Latin.)
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Generalizations are Always Wrong!
Especially this one.
There is something strange about using the expression
"that's remarkable." As soon as you say "that's remarkable."
it becomes both true and redundant
Speaking of redundant, small Computer used to have a
Department of Redundundency Department.
Speaking of redundant...
(I just couldn't resist.)
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That will cost millions of dollars and thousands of lives
You wanted it WHEN?
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It's amazing when you consider
that it would have taken
three thousand mathematicians, working with
electronic calculators, five years to make a mistake like this. |
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